I WISH: wish wrecker

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This game is pretty simple: You make a wish, and someone else wrecks it.
For example:

Person 1: "I wish I had an icecream."
Person 2: "Granted, but it's sprout flavoured. I wish I had a balloon."
Person 3: "Granted, but it pops. I wish I had a pony."

And so on and so forth XD

I WISH I HAD A PENGUIN!

I WISH FORR SOME SWEET TEA!

Granted but you spilled it.

I wish to be a wolf!

Granted but you get into a fight with a bear and die.

I wish I can play FeralHeart all day without my brothers complaining that it is their 'turn' on the computer.

Granted but your computer broke.

I wish for some ice cream!

granted but when you take a first taste you find out its past its expiration date.

i wish i was a shark.

Granted but you get your tail cut off.

I wish for some milk.

Granted but it hasn't been cleaned.

I wish to go on a major shopping spree! xDDD

Granted but the nearest store is a LONG way away

I wish for some...puppies!

Granted but those puppies aren't fixed and they have more and more puppies until there are so many they take over your house, meaning you have to move out.

I wish all my friends can get cell phones so we can always keep in touch. <3

Granted but they have lives so you don't ever get texts back.

I wish for a calculator.

Granted but it always gives you the wrong answers.

I wish I can have the power to create creatures and make them a real living animal on this planet.

Granted but those animals eventually take over the world.

I wish for a fish that dances XD

Granted but one of your friends eats it!

I wish for a never-ending summer(or at least no school)!

Granted but than its to hot to go outside and your to bored with no school.

I wish for some Cheez-it's! ;D

Granted but they are stale.

I wish I knew how to work a photo-editing website.

Granted but the site gets shut down.

I wish that there was no such thing as school.

Granted but something even worse than school is invented.

I wish that ranchers would start to like wolves and not shoot them.

Granted but the wolves hate them and the rangers start shooting them, sadly.

I wish to be the best saxophone player in the world.

Granted but than I COME IN AND BEAT YOU >

I wish for an oboe. ;D

Granted but it's already broken.

I wish for all the rats in the world to go poof.

Granted but they all poof back in your home!

I wish for a plateful of cookies!

Granted but your little brother eats them before you get a bite.

I wish to be well-known in school.

Granted but you're well-known with a bad reputation.

I wish there were no such things as spiders.

Granted but there's an insect that's worse than spiders.

I wish I can play FeralHeart all day without my brothers complaining that it's their 'turn' on the computer.

Granted, but than Feralheart is offline the whole day.

I wish for some chips.